Friday September 13, 2013: Water Schmater.

Dear Babies,

I withheld water from you at the park today, because I didn’t want to deal with you guys possibly peeing your pants in the middle of nowhere.

 

By Kelapstick (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

And I squint from my stance at the podium, barely able to see the crowd through the shining light. I smile.

Thank you, thank you! It truly IS an honor to be your Mother of the Year…

Happy Friday.

Love,

Mom

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